Pull Yourself Together, Girl
Hard Solo fiddles a sad tune as a backhoe scoops up trash and the body parts of Flowering Kudzu after her visit with Axe Man backstage during the Death Cheese concert. The combination ambulance and ice cream truck awaits to take Kudzu to the Blochalela Foundation of the Pansi Files to help her get her shit together.
6 comments:
Look's like Mom went all too peaces!!!!!
Oh no...now we'll never be able to return to the material world!
Does this mean she's a ghost now? Oh man, we'll never get rid of her! We saw her eyeballing Milli Vanilli and we haven't been able to get rid of HIM yet. He wants to be a member of the Curmudgeon's Club! Can you imagine that pretty boy being one of us?? Why did the Cheesemeister have to piss off that Venkman guy by sniffing Spooky's head? We're doomed!
Relax!!! It takes alot more than a little dismemberment to kill a Barbie!!!!! We'll have her fixed up in no time!!!
Ms. Kudzu: Mr. Banana may be interested in purchasing your story to be used as the basis for a sequel to "I Dismember Doo-Doo." Please respond.
Mr. Banana has a slippery appeal.
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