Saturday, June 30, 2007

Hobbes Squeals

Dewey Banjer was one of the kidnappers of Hobbes and here we see Dewey making Hobbes squeal like a pig!

Friday, June 29, 2007

Cheesemeister's Book Is Published

Like Paris Hilton, who plays like she's dumb or shallow, but in fact, she one clever savvy cookie who knows how to play the media and public, the Cheesemeister is more sane and stable than any of us. That is what this doggy thinks.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Dr. Schitz Experiments On Dusty Doggy

What is that mad Dr. Schitz doing? He was experimenting on animals, but we discovered the dog he was using was Dusty Doggy! Or did he just give Dusty a haircut to reveal what he really looked like!

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Butts and Schitz

Ms. Butts, the receptionist for Dr. Schitz, was accused of stealing toilet paper and is facing three years in prison. The good doctor did DNA tests on stains from the tissue paper and found that, in fact, it was the DNA of Paris Hilton from when she had to use the toilet during her hearing.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Sue Butts Steals TP

Dusty Doggy has dug up a story about a woman named Sue Butts stealing toilet paper and may face three years in prison. They consider the crime much more serious than driving drunk as Paris Hilton was charged. Dusty dug deeper to find that Miss Butts was the receptionist for Dr. Schitz and an avid fan of Arsewipe. She is the sister of the famous author, Seymour Butts, who wrote the novel Under The Grandstand.

Dusty Doggy has been nominated for an award for sniffing out the really shitty stories.

Details can be read HERE ON FOXNEWS.COM

Monday, June 11, 2007

A Drug Called Cheese

In an ad for Tuesday's show of Paula Zahn Now on CNN:

It's cheap, highly addictive and can be deadly. A frightening new drug called "cheese" could be coming to your town next. We're bringing teen "cheese" addicts "Out in the Open"... Tuesday 8 p.m. ET.

Haven't seen any other information about it, yet. But If the drug becomes popular, it may create a whole new meaning or connotation for the name of the group "Death Cheese" and may give an impression that "Cheesemeister" may mean something else other than what we now think. For now, the Cheesemeister writes about an alternative after-death world, and does not promote or encourage the use of illegal drugs, but if the word 'cheese' as a nickname for a drug becomes common or popular, new readers may get the impression her blog is about the use of drugs.


Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Monday, June 04, 2007

Tom Thumb In Jail

Paris Hilton went to jail today, and we got this exclusive story that she smuggled in Tom Thumb from the Happy Wiener in the Netherworld.