Thursday, October 12, 2006

Quorthon & Spooky In Court

Quorthon and Spooky Guy had their day in court and found guilty of gross grossness. But Shyster Pettifogger, their lawyer, said the case would be appealed to the Netherworld Supreme Court due to irregularities such as Lyanne Sakks giving the judge a lap dance during the trial.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Reptile Healed!

The Rev. Jimmy Reptile was led by Nervous Norvis to the Ataraxia Healing Garden where a miracle brought his sight back!

Monday, October 09, 2006

Doctor's Date Becomes Patient

Dr. Schitz and Enditall the witch were seen partying and even getting very cozy together until late in the night we discovered that Enditall passed out and the good doctor had to take her in as a patient. Or was this just a ploy? Is he up to something more? He is considered to be a "mad doctor" and lacking ethics.

Friday, October 06, 2006

Blind Reptile Reaps Havoc

After being rendered blind from Cheesemeister's new flashing hair style (seen in previous article), Rev. Jimmy Reptile wondered into the road causing wrecks in several locations as motorists swerved to avoid striking him. Here we see him with his cane after one such incident. Reptile was unscathed saying "God is my guide."

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Cheesemeister's Flashy Hair-do

Cheesemeister got her hair colored, and colored, and colored! We couldn't find out who her hair dresser is. Maybe she will tell.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

I Masticate A Lot

by Lammy

Now that boy from S.A.C.A.D.A. is interested in me since he found out that sheep are browsers, and that has something to do with computers. And he was especially interested in me because I chew a cud and he likewise like to chew, but he likes bubble gum.

I have four stomachs and puke up what I eat into my mouth to chew it some more. It is a close relation to anorexia when they eat and then throw it up or "toss their cookies" for fear of gaining weight. But they don't swallow their vomit like me.

They call us ruminants which means we ruminate our food and likewise I ruminate thoughts like vomiting them and chewing and then swallowing and then barfing again and swallowing. I don't mean to be redundant, but us sheep are that way because we are ruminants and we regurgitate our food and thoughts and then quaff the slimy puke or embellished original ideas.

I hadn't realized how great things could be the second time around until Enditall turned my head into a lamb's head and made me a ruminant.

Masticating is really fun! I got so I masticate a whole lot. I regurgitate, masticate, then suck it down my throat only to start the cycle again. It is like recycling food or ideas, this ruminating behavior. But eventually all good things must end and I shit.

Monday, October 02, 2006

Rev. Reptile A Hero

During heshe night at the Happy Wiener, Rev. Jimmy Reptile and Congressman Mark Foley were doing their act when Foley saw the Boy From S.A.C.A.D.A. The Congressman said the boy shouldn't be in a place like that and insisted on taking him home with him to protect him, but Rev. Reptile refused and took the boy back to the boy's home. Foley was outraged and said he would have the Reverend's Preaching License revoked.

Reptile said that he had thought Foley was "a trusting guy" at first, but then he had second thoughts. The boy is now safe, thanks to the Netherworld's Hero!

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Sexy Sadie?

I was sniffing around trying to dig up something when I saw King Smut filming a dirty movie about nuns! And one of the stars was Sexy Sadie. I thought she would look a lot different than that.