Monday, October 02, 2006

Rev. Reptile A Hero

During heshe night at the Happy Wiener, Rev. Jimmy Reptile and Congressman Mark Foley were doing their act when Foley saw the Boy From S.A.C.A.D.A. The Congressman said the boy shouldn't be in a place like that and insisted on taking him home with him to protect him, but Rev. Reptile refused and took the boy back to the boy's home. Foley was outraged and said he would have the Reverend's Preaching License revoked.

Reptile said that he had thought Foley was "a trusting guy" at first, but then he had second thoughts. The boy is now safe, thanks to the Netherworld's Hero!

8 comments:

Indeterminacy said...

Ewww. There's a lot of sicko stuff going on these days. That Reverend isn't Catholic is he?

The Boy from S.A.C.A.D.A. said...

Revarend Repptile is a nice man he read me storys out of the bibel. i might join the church choir becaus i like the gospil music.

Rev. Jimmy Reptile said...

I am a member of the Fundamentalist Church of the Risen King. We're somewhat like Church of Christ members but holier!
Rev. Jimmy

The Boy from S.A.C.A.D.A. said...

thank you becaus i want to be borned again do you play music in church service? i went to a church of christ and they woudent play any music and no one knew how to sing the hims.

Rev. Jimmy Reptile said...

We certainly do have music! And hopefully Pansi will come by and join us sometimes. It was she who taught me the real meaning of being Christinane, you know!

PANSI said...

Nice Grashoper Boy!!!! Do not lissen to him!!!! He beleaves in Thor and dos things to girl's you are to yung to aprisheate!!!! I did NOT teech him all that!!!!!!!!
Come to are Hobbesywood NG4J Christinane Church and Dimanell will sing for you naked!!!!!

Rev. Jimmy Reptile said...

Pansi! I am cut to the quick! It is that heathen Spooky Guy and his equally heathen brother Quorthon who are the Thor-worshippers! I saw them dancing around a Pentagram just last night with a bottle of fire-water in hand, listening to loud devil music and not even denying that they were practicing witchcraft. They were obviously possessed because they kept smirking and laughing when I tried to exorcise them. They were behaving even more strangely than usual. I was in fear for my life!
The label on the jug they were drinking out of said "Cuzzin Hildy-Bob's Special Recipe 'Shine." I didn't realize that Cuzzin Hildy-Bob was a closet Satan worshipper! I continue to be stunned by the number of devil-worshipping pagans there are in the Netherworld!

Cuzzin Hildy-Bob said...

I jest get the biggest kick out of the way them Scandy-navian fellers talk when they's had a few belts of my special 'shine. They sound even funnier'n usual!
Reverend Jimmy oughta take a couple swigs an' loosen up his own darn self. He accused me of sittin' there in the darkness laughin' like a jackal. I don't sound like no jackal! Maybe a mule, but only after I've had me good swig or two of that powerful home-brew of mine. I jest thought it was right funny when he told the fellers "be gone, Spawn of Satan," and they dang near peed theirselves laughin'. Kinda reminded me of ole Lammy somehow.