Thursday, October 12, 2006

Quorthon & Spooky In Court

Quorthon and Spooky Guy had their day in court and found guilty of gross grossness. But Shyster Pettifogger, their lawyer, said the case would be appealed to the Netherworld Supreme Court due to irregularities such as Lyanne Sakks giving the judge a lap dance during the trial.


Ursula the Sea Witch said...

Serves Quorthon right for rebuffing my advances. But I found myself a revenant who appreciates my finer qualities!

The Spooky Guy said...

I honestly don't know who stoops lower, Lyanne Sakks or Officer Sexxi. Even seeing them makes me feel violated and unclean!