Monday, August 21, 2006

Mr. Banana Considers Film Version of Toyplayers Play

Mr. Banana has already ordered some pre-production test shots to help him decide if he should commit to the undertaking to produce Toyplayer's Pirate Play which can be read, heard and seen on the Pansi Files in blog form.

The Disney movie "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" now ranks as the sixth highest grossing film of all time worldwide. It has taken $923.8m (£487.2m) across the globe. That is getting close to a billion dollars, which is hard to imagine for a movie! And it is enough to cause Walt Disney to thaw out and come back to life!

Mr. Banana is hoping that Toyplayer may be a "goose that lays a golden egg" with his play.

Friday, August 18, 2006

Is Lula Back?

My sister disappeared about seven or eight months ago, and I put up a blog in her memory. But now someone is posting on it! And it is dirty stuff like Lula used to do! Could she be going on the Internet from somewhere? But where? I still haven't found my sister, Lula! Does anyone know? Her latest post was a picture of Lyanne Sakks of the Crappy Times. Wonder if they know something?

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Lamb Thoughts

Here's just a hodge-podge of my thoughts:

I think that the Netherworld is the intersection of this world and the other. It's like being between uptown and downtown, you don't really know where the boundaries are!

I won six dollars on the lottery this week! I found a guaranteed way to be a winner. Don't buy any tickets! Then you'll have what you would have lost.

If thought is real, then why or how can your reality be different from mine?

If there is life after death, then wasn't there life before birth or conception?

When someone sings with Willie Nelson on one of his records, does he sing with them on one of theirs?

Is there really a Santa Clause or Easter Bunny and do I exist?

When Mrs. Weirsdo goes to sleep, does her dolls get up and dance?

Does Cheesemeister ever really go to sleep, or is part of her always awake?

Does Doug of Waking Ambrose really exist?

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Fishy Dinner

It appears that the Cheesemeister not only has to worry about her job, college classes, writing a novel, and person life crisis, but also has to know how to prepare the myriad of sundry meals for the peculiar variety of inhabitants of her Netherworld Hotel. Here she is preparing a meal for the Lukefiskies.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Sticky Keyboard

Lyanne Sakks of the Crappy Times gets error messages when she uses the computer after Dirty Dan!

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Lukefiskies Caught Napping

I faked a backstage pass and snuck back to the Lukefiskies dressing room and caught them napping in their slimy salt water tanks of toxic waste after an exhausting performance at a Death Cheese concert.

Friday, August 04, 2006

Surprise Guest At Netherworld Hotel

The Cheesmeister's Netherworld Hotel had a surprise visitor recently. He was actually looking for the Curmudgeon's Club. Spooky Guy (sitting) and Alfred Packard discuss murder with him as Buzzin and Buzzoff provide dramatic background music especially for the special occation.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Hamster Bites Protester

The Rev. Jimmy Reptile was attacked and bitten, and possibly partially eaten, by the flesh eating hamster, Brittney of the Pansi Files.