Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Sticky Keyboard

Lyanne Sakks of the Crappy Times gets error messages when she uses the computer after Dirty Dan!

7 comments:

Buzzin said...

I hate giving massages to Dirty Dan. He makes such disgusting grunting noises! I'm not even sure it's worth the 66,000 Quatloos he pays me!

cheesemeister said...

Think of how I feel,Buzzin. He had the nerve to ask me to wash his dirty doings off his keyboard! The idea of doing that makes cleaning up ectoplasmic vomit seem almost pleasant!

Dusty Doggy said...

Why does the Crappy Times keep Dirty Dan on the staff if he is such a mess and damages the computer? Icy, the publisher of Asinine News, has threatened to fire me because I drop slobber on the keyboard now and then, but dogs do drool, you know. Besides, Icy is my daughter and she can't sniff out stories like I do.

Dirty Dan said...

I'm the publisher so I can do what I please!

weirsdo said...

Are you sure that's Lyanne? It looks like Lammy's long-lost sister, Lula.

Dusty Doggy said...

Could Lyanne really be Lula?

Wilma Snoops said...

Lyanne is Lula? What a concept! I'd better see if I can get Dr. Quincy to help me do some DNA testing!