Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Butts and Schitz

Ms. Butts, the receptionist for Dr. Schitz, was accused of stealing toilet paper and is facing three years in prison. The good doctor did DNA tests on stains from the tissue paper and found that, in fact, it was the DNA of Paris Hilton from when she had to use the toilet during her hearing.

1 comment:

The Spooky Guy said...

Dr. Schitz! What is this rap look you has adapted? And just last night you said "once a metal head, always a metal head!" For shame!