Saturday, July 22, 2006

Doctors Puzzled About Sudden Illness of Rev. Jimmy Reptile

Dr. Doo-Doo of the Pansi Files and Dr. Schitz discuss the sudden failing health of Rev. Jimmy Reptile.

5 comments:

Dr. Doo-Doo said...

Not to worry, I've seen this before. Meth addiction.

Dr. Doo-Doo said...

P. S.: My verifier described me--gggqsx
VERY GQ sexy!

Dr. Schitz said...

It's pretty scary when I see dead people who look healthier than this supposedly live specimen! His wild gymnastic movements must have come from his hyperactivity due to use of Meth.

Rev. Jimmy Reptile said...

I was trying to get my own televangelist show on FOGNL but the Joozians told me I needed to look more like The Spooky Guy. It's impossible to be that skinny without a little, shall we say, chemical assistance? Lord forgive me! I have sinned!

Cardinal Byrd said...

The idea of Spooky being the model for anything evangelical is a sin!