Baby Advice

Original video by Paperlillies is HERE

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The upgrade from Tricolon thing.

Hello Venus

Little Noname just wants to say hi to Venus, the live cat from Stuffed Animal Tales.

Dusty Test As Cave Troll

Since Axe Man got rejected for the part of the Cave Troll in the upcoming movie, Gone With the Captists due to his improved speech from Therapy by Yam Man, Dusty Doggy is jumping in to try to get the role.

Truth Be Told!

The daredevil Evil Knievel has gone to the Netherworld and the papparazzi has released an old film that he had kept hidden for years after one of his famous motorcycle jumps.

Cheer Up

Prof. Snewgflo has a new invention that cheers you up.

Bill C, Met Alien Guy

The Alien Guy has been in high places.

Lyanne Sakks?

This video reminded me of that stupid reporter over at the Creepy, I mean Crappy Times.

Axe Sings of Luv

Axe Man expresses his feelings in a tune.

Elbot's Phasar

Elbot shows us how he built a Star Trek phasar, and then he tries it out!

Axe Man Tries Again

Axe Man just won't give up. Actually, he has fallen in love with Annie from Stuffed Animal Tales in spite of the fact that he has his own show where he could pick any girl from the contestants that want to go with him. He wants Annie. Why do men always want what they can't have?

Flowering Kudzu's Screen Test

Flowering Kudzu went to take a screen test for the part of Annie in the upcoming film version of Gone With The Captists, but it seems someone gave her the wrong script.

Matrix Farts

Wedding Dance

Cheesemeister and Spooky were seen dancing over in the corner during the weddings of Dr. Schitz to Nurse Violent and Wolfie to Nosferatu. They seemed to lack as much enthusiasm as the Crappy Crew on stage as they won the VILE award during The Flavor Of Axe show.

Boy From SACADA Investigates

Indeterminacy, when he was the boy from S.A.C.A.D.A., investigated the Netherworld Hotel, or was it the Steak Through The Heart Restaurant where they have that gizmo ball that drains your blood to prepare you for dinner? Anyway, his adventure was very much like this scene from the 1979 movie called Phantasm.

Foreshadowing

This is an example of foreshadowing in movies and stories. In this scene from The Village, the blind girl falls in a hole by an odd shaped fallen tree which foreshadows the events of how she escapes from the monster guy.

Visual Metaphor

On a more somber note, here is a scene from My Life Without Me. The bus scene seemed to be a metaphor or something like that.

Axolotl Baptized

Gary the Axolotl, that little salamander who loves golden showers, went to the Show Your Glory Church to get baptized.

Nosferatu In Love

The Vam Cam caught Nosferatu sneaking up the stairs in the Netherworld Hotel to Wolfie's room.

Don't Mess With Mickey Ratt

Mickey Ratt might be little, but he can cause big trouble.

Special Guest At The Happy Wiener

A strange visitor came by the popular male stripper club in the Netherworld. They called him the Stripinator.

The Dhole

We went way back in our files to find this film of a Dhole.

Zombie Shuffle

Nortense and Hortense, the Zombie wenches, and their family and friends were eating out at the Steak Through the Heart Restaurant when they became excited over a gourmet meal walking by. It caused a real riot!
The scene is from Resident Evil movie.

Complicated Details

In the movie Gone With The Wind, the tree was on the left side of the screen at Intermission when she said, "I'll never be hungry again." But the tree was on the right side of the screen at the end of the movie when she said, "Tomorrow is another day." Or maybe the other way around. Boy, those details get complicated in movie making. Wonder if it was that way in the book?

Cheesemeister & Woody's Screen Test

Cheesemeister and Woody, the curmudgeon, try out for the upcoming film version of Gone With the Captists.

Hello From Above

The Alien Guy sends his regards.

Samara's Screentest

Samara Morgan, the girl's basketball coach for the Netherworld Schools, tried out for the lead role in Gone With The Captists. There were reservations about her at first because everything she touches freezes and turns to ice. But she would be wearing a bear outfit with glove paws.

Pooh Contaminated

It was reported that Pooh is contaminated with lead, so Dusty Doggy checked out the security camera and found out why. He was trying to paint with lead paint and had another accident. He can't paint no better than he can saw!

Ride Lambkin Ride

Lammy's baby, Lambkin, rides an ostrich named Gaylord with Tiny Tim. Gaylord is the new security chief for Death Cheese.

Dewey Banjer's Reading

by Woody, Curmudgeon Clairvoyant

Dewey Banjer is a whiner as well as a wino. He sees what "is" and says "Oh no!" instead of looking at what "could be" and saying "Oh boy!" He lacks the spirit of competition and runs from a challenge. He secretly has a deep down desire for Lacey to back up to him and sing like a pig. He has the ability to fill her with feelings to turn her away from Arsewipe and crave his Alfa energy. He just needs to reach out and touch her.

To covet is the fear to commit to a goal..

Nervous Platonic Orgy

When Norvis heard that a platonic orgy was where a bunch of naked people sat around naked drinking coffee, he decided to have one at his coffee shop. But it made him very nervous and he tried to hide under the table.

Mr. Weirsdo Speaks To Empty Auditorium

Mr. Weirsdo rushed to a conference to deliver his famous speech, but no one was there. He gave the speech anyway to the empty seats. To find why he was the only one there, be sure to read Weirsdo's Round-up on Stuffed Animal Tales.

Tom & Red Compete For VILE Award

Tom & Red puts in their performance for this years VILE awards. Tom claims his tone deafness and inability to remember words to songs qualifies him for the award and believes he and his wife, Red, could beat out Death Cheese.

Arsewipe Revealed

by Dusty Doggy

I guess we all have a hidden inner being which we try to keep hidden from everyone, an inner self we don't want our friends to know about. I think I caught the image of Arsewipe's inner being which he is ashamed of. I got this picture of Arsewipe using an Introspective lens on the camera under the light of the full harvest moon. Here, I caught his really ugly side. The true beast within the beast.

Crock Pot Makes Soggy Soggier

Soggy was trying to sneak some Spam into Cheesemeister's crock pot, when he fell in and was slow cooked until he was even soggier than before.

Marcel Marceau Dies

Reported by Dusty Doggy.

Good Stuff in Stuffed Animals

Annie climbs into an abandon swimming pool with a letter from the past thinking about... oh, the intrigue continues on Weirsdo's Stuffed Animal Tales.

Dusty Interviews Lammy

This was just another experiment with a trail version of a program to see what it is like and how hard it is to work. It's actually very easy. It puts the watermark on the picture until we buy it.

Searches Leading To Our Blogs

I checked the stats to see what kind of pictures people were searching for and where on my blogs it took them.

Search: "Dancing with lamp shade" led to:




Other searches were:

"Favorite spot in the house" led to:



"Fence with flowers" led to:


"Can of wup ass" led to:


"Speech, dog" led to:


"Wicked fairy" led to:


"Sudden stop photo" led to:


I might add that a sudden stop photo is really an effect on a print when the white light is turned on in the darkroom for a second or so.

Aubvey And Yam Man An Item?

Audvey and Yam Man were seen leaving the Flavor of Axe Show together and it was rumored that they went to her home and spent the night and did all kinds of kinky things. It was said that Yam Man called it Therapy to help Aubvey get over her neurotic adolescent crush for the football coach who finds her annoying and distracting, claiming she is the fault of his teams poor performance. It is also rumored that the coach has paid Yam Man to distract her. Neither Audvey nor Yam Man could be reached for comment this morning and only groans could be heard from their bedroom window.

Break-in At Netherworld Hotel

OJ tried to break into the Netherworld Hotel, claiming that they had some of his stuff in there. Dewey Banjer thought he had a pretty mouth. Arsewipe joined in to make him squeal like a pig.

Netherworld Welcomes New Citizen

You can read Cuzzin Hildy-Bob's full report on this and the latest episode of Axe Man's show HERE

Lammy Signs Message

Lammy got the job of signing the message of OBL for the hard of hearing.

New Death Cheese Video

The record producers buried the master of the latest Death Cheese Band video in hopes that it would never be found. That's how bad it is! But Dusty Doggy dug it up! And here it is, if you can stand it.

Zack Crackajack Said Something

To read what Zack said, read his article in The Crappy Times, but he writes like he speaks.

Arsewipe Falls

Arsewipe the Ghoul thought he was so cool, but tripped on his robe and took quite a tumble.

Dr. Fraud Flushes Out Ghosturd

The Plumber, Dr. Fraud, had to go into the utility wall to get Ghosturd to come out of the pipes which he was rattling. But before he left, he was seen choking his chicken.

Lammy Goes Dancing

Lammy finished her screenplay, and then went out dancing. The question is: "With Whom?" Hashish Henry was nowhere in sight.

Zack Crackajack Interviewed by Dusty Doggy

Zack covered this weeks Flavor of Arsewipe Show.

Wood Shop 101

Spooky Guy teaches Honey Paws how to use a masonry circular saw.

Friends Chosen By Their Jeans

Dr. Fraud's latest study shows that the way we choose our friends is determined by their jeans. Read more.

Yam Man's Rehab

Yam Man is offering a special at his rehab. Half off of his "Ilk Makeover". For the low price of 666 quatloos, you can now be a "Cloy Curmudgeon" and they will throw in a free doppelganger to double your pleasure of annoying people!

Pablo Picante Paints Cheesemeister

Pablo Picante will open his exhibit at the Netherworld Arts and Cultural Center (presently located in the basement of Ugly Grace's Bar and Grill) this week featuring his latest masterpiece, a painting of the Cheesemeister.

First Photo of Triplets

Here is the first picture of Cuzzin Hildy-Bob and Virgil-Joe's triplets. Details of the story is here.

Poor and Lonely

Poor little Ginny was so poor and lonely that she kept bugs as pets. They hoped she might someday be as rich and famous as Oprah.

Samara's Curse

To Read the story, CLICK HERE.

Venus Brings Peace

The Weirsdo's cat, Venus, brought peace for the stuffed animals, and now the Congress of the U.S. is considering her to assist them!

Coach Angered

Tommy Tuberville was really upset and had to be held back when he returned from his recent surgery to find that Annie had turned the football field into a garden.

Hobbes Squeals

Dewey Banjer was one of the kidnappers of Hobbes and here we see Dewey making Hobbes squeal like a pig!

Cheesemeister's Book Is Published

Like Paris Hilton, who plays like she's dumb or shallow, but in fact, she one clever savvy cookie who knows how to play the media and public, the Cheesemeister is more sane and stable than any of us. That is what this doggy thinks.

Evil Axis of Weasel Zaps Zapp

The Evil Weasel sneaks up on Zapp Brannigan.

Dr. Schitz Experiments On Dusty Doggy

What is that mad Dr. Schitz doing? He was experimenting on animals, but we discovered the dog he was using was Dusty Doggy! Or did he just give Dusty a haircut to reveal what he really looked like!

Kutsie Kitty Listens To Music

She like the music that Cheesemeister told her about.

Tom Thumb Uses Toilet

Butts and Schitz

Ms. Butts, the receptionist for Dr. Schitz, was accused of stealing toilet paper and is facing three years in prison. The good doctor did DNA tests on stains from the tissue paper and found that, in fact, it was the DNA of Paris Hilton from when she had to use the toilet during her hearing.

Sue Butts Steals TP

Dusty Doggy has dug up a story about a woman named Sue Butts stealing toilet paper and may face three years in prison. They consider the crime much more serious than driving drunk as Paris Hilton was charged. Dusty dug deeper to find that Miss Butts was the receptionist for Dr. Schitz and an avid fan of Arsewipe. She is the sister of the famous author, Seymour Butts, who wrote the novel Under The Grandstand.

Dusty Doggy has been nominated for an award for sniffing out the really shitty stories.

Details can be read HERE ON FOXNEWS.COM

A Drug Called Cheese

In an ad for Tuesday's show of Paula Zahn Now on CNN:

It's cheap, highly addictive and can be deadly. A frightening new drug called "cheese" could be coming to your town next. We're bringing teen "cheese" addicts "Out in the Open"... Tuesday 8 p.m. ET.

Haven't seen any other information about it, yet. But If the drug becomes popular, it may create a whole new meaning or connotation for the name of the group "Death Cheese" and may give an impression that "Cheesemeister" may mean something else other than what we now think. For now, the Cheesemeister writes about an alternative after-death world, and does not promote or encourage the use of illegal drugs, but if the word 'cheese' as a nickname for a drug becomes common or popular, new readers may get the impression her blog is about the use of drugs.

UPDATE ARTICLE at CNN.COM

Netherworld Issues New Quatloo Coin

Lindsay Photos

Tom Thumb In Jail

Paris Hilton went to jail today, and we got this exclusive story that she smuggled in Tom Thumb from the Happy Wiener in the Netherworld.

Sexy Sadie Has New Home Video

King Smut released a smashing new hit starring Sexy Sadie.

Britney

What's That Song?

To hear the song the boys are dancing to, click the picture.
To read the story CLICK HERE

King Smut Signs Starlet

It has been reported that King Smut has signed the late Marilyn Monroe to a million year contract for 666 billion quatloos a year. He is very excited about the deal and says it will bring new excitement to the Netherworld entertainment industry.

Cheese Batty Boogie

The Cheesemeister and Dirty Sanchez perform the "Cheese Batty Boogie"