Reported by The Alien Guy
Wow! You guys on Earth are starting what you call a New Year. I am just glad that I live up here on the planet Shiznit. I have been studying your planet for several years and it sure doesn't look good from here. I don't know how you lasted as long as you have. No one seems to be able to get along. There are a lot of really good and decent people down there, and some really smart peeps, too. But everyone has their faults and can be swayed by the majority of bad people there. Or do you disagree? Then tell me some of the really good things about your big blue rock. I'd like to hear them.