By Dusty Doggy
Oh dear Jesus! Ever since the Naked Gymnastics broke up, it seems the dolls have been going down hill. Now the devil doll, Brittney, has found a minimum wage job spinning records as a D.J. She is trying to play CD's on an old Victrola with a worn out dusty needle. She so flaky! And she thinks that the grinding, scratchy sound that comes out is music.
It has been reported by our secret sources that she spent her whole welfare check at the Goodwill used junk store to purchase the antique record player. The only good part of the songs is when the machine winds down and she has to hand-crank it up again.
That quack station doesn't have a microphone and broadcast tower, but only a paper Dixie cup she yells into that is connected by a string to a 40 gallon drum that amplifies her screachy voice and the needle scratching on a CD.
Some may feel sorry for her, but she is just getting what she deserves with all that Devil worshipping.