Doug's New Book -- Sleeping With Ambrose
Yes! Doug of Waking Ambrose has a new Best Seller book out! It is called Sleeping With Ambrose - Unabridged. That is a tricky title because people think it says under the bridge and that is why so many ran out to buy it.
Actually it is just a list of every word that is in the dictionary, but the definitions are left blank with space so that you can write in your own definition. Cool, huh? It is sort of like L. Ron Hubbards book that he made which had the Titles of all the books of the Bible and the Chapters and the verses, but the text was left blank so that you could write in your own and make your own version of the Bible and start your own religion.
The Publisher, Mr. Banana of the Pansi Files, who has his hand in everything now days, said that Doug made the book specifically for his special love, Pansi. Exactly the kind of book she likes, no writing in it!
So rush out and get your copy. We recommend it as a dandy door stop.
7 comments:
Thats GRATE, P-Doggy!!!!!! But I dont like the idea of you sleeping with Ann Rose!!!! Hasent she ben dead for year's????!!!!!!
Also, I dont like riting anymore then reeding!!!!!!! But its the thot that count's!!!!!!
This could start a new trend in book burning!
What? You mean Doug's NOT under a bridge?
Dddragon, I'm just down here hoping Pansi thinks I'm a troll.
That Doug is one busy dog between his scribbling and prattling and droning. Now this book. How does he do it all? Maybe he's fooling us all and he's really many people taking turns being Doug!
Nice work, Doug! Congratulations on your new book!
looks like one heavy book...
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