Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Fair & Balanced Reporting

For years, the tabloids and paparazzi have entertained us with sensational news of the sin-sational world we live in. But be honest. look around. Day by day. Isn't it all a bit less than sensational? Isn't life a bit drab and mundane and boringly commonplace most of the time? Thus it is the duty and responsibility of entertainment news media and outlets to enhance, ameliorate, exacerbate, intensify, adulterate, bastardize, or do whatever necessary to intensify the ordinary and create entertaining sensationalism to keep the masses amused. Entertainment News Media is sort of like Religion as being the "opium for the masses" by making "watching the grass grow" become "watching the grass explode!" Asinine News continues this tradition!

Thanks to Ariel and Indie of Indeterminacy for their input and contributions

1 comment:

ariel said...

it happens that we need to create a proof to prove the truth we are aware of, so others will see, too!