Doo-Doo Girl / Malibu Contraversy

Hey Poop Poop Brain! You have been 17 ever since you were invented in 1959 by Ruth Handler. So don't act all innocent like you haven't been around the horn. You and your cohorts have been around for 47 years! As for Nurse Malibu, she was kidnapped by the strange dollyphile known only as "The Smoking Man" as seen in this photo forwarded by the notorious Mr. Indie of Indeterminacy. We lost track of any "Harry Man", but that might be Indie himself you are referring to. The above linked article from the Pansi Files shows that you had arranged that abduction of the good nurse because of your jealously over the good Dr. Doo-Doo, your husband in name and chemical only. Apparently the good nurse was returning to be with her lover and you arranged the attack of the Killer Rabbit. We also suspect that you had something to do with the attack of poor Hobbes, for God-only-knows motivations. You pill popping dopers do some kinky things for left-field, off-the-wall reasons.