By Dusty Doggy

This is my very first editorial for this new section of Asinine News. Here I can express my views of this asinine world. We will also have other features here. I have a lot of plans to expand this rag, er... newspaper now that they made me editor-in-chief instead of just plain ole reporter. That makes my tail wag like crazy. We are actually getting twice the ratings of my daughters blog, Icy. She hasn't posted lately. I think she is pouting because I am doing so much better than her.