Monday, June 19, 2006

Rappers Making Movies

It is definite that Rapper Eminem will be starring in the big screen movie version of the western TV series, "Have Gun Will Travel" coming out next year. He will also produce the music for the flick. So, Mr. Banana of the Pansi Files, not to be outdone, has signed Rapper Diamonelle to star in the remake of "The Sound of Music" which will also feature Death Cheese, the band that will produce the music for that flick. We are now awaiting the announcement of the video games paralleling the flicks.


cheesemeister said...

I would love to see Death Cheese in a video game. But I hope they don't follow in the footsteps of rappers such as Snoop Doggy Dogg and Li'l Jon and make a porno! That is something that I would die if I saw!

Mr. Banana said...

Once again, you are terribly confused, Dusty. Since Miss Diamonelle has stated categorically that she will never become involved, even temporarily, in a production with Death Cheese again, she will be doing her remake, "The House is Alive," with an all-star cast as yet to be determined.
I am hoping to sign Death Cheese to a different production, "Austrian Nuns Get Naked."

Death Cheese said...

Naykid Austrian Nuns? We is there, Dood!