Happy Hour At Ugly Grace's

Ugly Grace and Dirty Dan the Vampire share a drink at her bar.

Rei at Ugly Grace's Bar

Hobbes Jr. and Pinky Gorilla

Bootsy is claiming this is a picture of Hobbes Jr. from Stuffed Animal Tales and Pinky Gorilla leaving Ugly Grace's together. But we are beginning to believe that Bootsy is acting like his great Uncle Dusty Doggy and faking pictures, like getting a model to dress like Hobbes Jr. just to make a story.

After Hours

After closing time at Ugly Grace's, Mickey Rat and his pals come out to drink and party!

Out Back at Ugly Grace's

Fife investigated the goings-on behind Ugly Grace's after Arsewipe forced everyone to go out back due to his gross activity at the rest room. Read about it here.

Patrons Argue At Ugly Grace's

Crawly Brain and Deep Thought were having a very intellectual discussion about politics at Ugly Grace's Bar and Grill when Rasputin's Penis came in and started an argument about who was the most important body organ. There's never a dull moment in that place!

Gals Go Wild At Ugly Grace's

Lyanne Sakks of the Crappy Times met up with Lammy and Murry Magdalene at Ugly Grace's Bar and Grill. They were having a wild time last night.

Lammy Gets Her Come-Uppens

It is the opinion of this rag that Lammy is getting what she deserves. She has brought all this upon herself with her snotty attitude. First she snubbed Harry to go with the Axe Man of the Death Cheese Group and then rejected him without provocation. Then she teased Agelon of the Pansi Files, but was blatantly spurned by him. She also screwed up her chances with the nice Sandwich Head Man. After finally being turned away from her attempts at a same sex affair with cult leader Brittney (also of Pansi Files), she has been spotted carousing outside Ugly Grace's late at night with Flowering Kudzu.

Ugly Grace's

I went to that "dive" called Ugly Grace's thinking I would get enough material to write several columns about that place as well as the Death Cheese and observe the Lutefiskies. But I woke up in the gutter and can't remember anything except the food. It was Lutefish in honor of the Lutefiskies. But it was like eating oysters that had been regergitated by several other patrons before me. After I gagged on it and tossed it, they scooped it off the floor and served it to the next table. I think they were Lammy and Angelon of the Pansi Files or else it was Harry and Hermione. I'm not for sure about anything concerning that night. I had forgotten about Daisy divorcing Angelon, but after seeing him gobble down that Lukefish crap I can well understand. It sure didn't taste as good as hotdogs!

I am still trying to figure out what happened to me that night. I think the Death Cheese started playing and a black hole opened up and I was sucked in.