Penis Festival

Haute Dog, Little Miss Penis, a guy with a whole lot of penises, and Rasputin holding his detachable penis were on stage at the Happy Wiener Weiner to announce the coming unworld famous Penis Festival of the undead in the Netherworld. They are hoping to have a parade as well as special meals at the Steak Through the Heart and Fu King Restaurants. Other festivities are being considered, including a Platonic Orgy as suggested by Dr. Weirsdo.

Patrons Argue At Ugly Grace's

Crawly Brain and Deep Thought were having a very intellectual discussion about politics at Ugly Grace's Bar and Grill when Rasputin's Penis came in and started an argument about who was the most important body organ. There's never a dull moment in that place!