Nervous Platonic Orgy

When Norvis heard that a platonic orgy was where a bunch of naked people sat around naked drinking coffee, he decided to have one at his coffee shop. But it made him very nervous and he tried to hide under the table.

Mr. Weirsdo Speaks To Empty Auditorium

Mr. Weirsdo rushed to a conference to deliver his famous speech, but no one was there. He gave the speech anyway to the empty seats. To find why he was the only one there, be sure to read Weirsdo's Round-up on Stuffed Animal Tales.