Anniversary

Dog Face Girl and the Alien Guy are celebrating their wedding anniversary on their home planet, Shiznit. But their years are different than ours because they use some sort of metric system and we cannot convert the time.

Bill C, Met Alien Guy

The Alien Guy has been in high places.

Hello From Above

The Alien Guy sends his regards.

Rub-a-dub-dub

We got a photo from a scene being shot on location in Sexy Sadie's bathroom for the new flick directed by King Smut about the strange love triangle between Alien Guy, Nosferatu, and Wolfie.

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What's Good About Earth?

Reported by The Alien Guy

Wow! You guys on Earth are starting what you call a New Year. I am just glad that I live up here on the planet Shiznit. I have been studying your planet for several years and it sure doesn't look good from here. I don't know how you lasted as long as you have. No one seems to be able to get along. There are a lot of really good and decent people down there, and some really smart peeps, too. But everyone has their faults and can be swayed by the majority of bad people there. Or do you disagree? Then tell me some of the really good things about your big blue rock. I'd like to hear them.

Alien Left Gift For Wolfie

Even though the Alien Guy left Earth with Dog Face Girl, he had no hard feelings toward Wolfies interest toward Millie Vanilli. As a matter of fact, he bought Wolfie a present to remember him by.