Spooky Guy Missing!

Lyanne Sakks read the article written by Ivanna B. Ilona.
The entire text article is on the Rattling Bones Magazine.

Wedding Dance

Cheesemeister and Spooky were seen dancing over in the corner during the weddings of Dr. Schitz to Nurse Violent and Wolfie to Nosferatu. They seemed to lack as much enthusiasm as the Crappy Crew on stage as they won the VILE award during The Flavor Of Axe show.

Wood Shop 101

Spooky Guy teaches Honey Paws how to use a masonry circular saw.

Out Back at Ugly Grace's

Fife investigated the goings-on behind Ugly Grace's after Arsewipe forced everyone to go out back due to his gross activity at the rest room. Read about it here.

Quorthon & Spooky In Court

Quorthon and Spooky Guy had their day in court and found guilty of gross grossness. But Shyster Pettifogger, their lawyer, said the case would be appealed to the Netherworld Supreme Court due to irregularities such as Lyanne Sakks giving the judge a lap dance during the trial.

Spooky Guy Glows

I read something about the Spooky Guy glowing in the dark after taking Dr. Schitz's lighten-up pills, so I went over to check it out for myself. Sure enough, when I took his picture in the dark without a flash, he glowed! I can't remember exactly where I read about it, but Cheesemeister might be able to help us on the link.

Sibling Rivalry

Quorthon and Spooky Guy are still fighting in the future! Lyanne Sakks did an article about them in the Crappy Times and we thought we would follow it up using our time machine to see what was going on this coming December with them. I guess Lyanne wasn't lying this time.