Rev Reptile and Church Mouse Have Visitors

Rev. Jimmy Reptile prays for guidance and get two responses.

Orlof Designs Robe for Rev. Reptile

Orlof admires the designer preaching robe he made for Rev. Jimmy Reptile of the Show Your Glory Church.

Rev. Reptile Preaches

Rev. Jimmy Reptile of the Show Your Glory Church.

Axolotl Baptized

Gary the Axolotl, that little salamander who loves golden showers, went to the Show Your Glory Church to get baptized.

Nervous Platonic Orgy

When Norvis heard that a platonic orgy was where a bunch of naked people sat around naked drinking coffee, he decided to have one at his coffee shop. But it made him very nervous and he tried to hide under the table.

A Great Debate

A debate was held in the Netherworld to hear the different views of experts concerning what would happen if Maaaater Lammy and Anti-Maaaater Lammy were to come in contact on the stage at Arsewipe's Show this Wednesday.

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Reptile Healed!

The Rev. Jimmy Reptile was led by Nervous Norvis to the Ataraxia Healing Garden where a miracle brought his sight back!

Blind Reptile Reaps Havoc

After being rendered blind from Cheesemeister's new flashing hair style (seen in previous article), Rev. Jimmy Reptile wondered into the road causing wrecks in several locations as motorists swerved to avoid striking him. Here we see him with his cane after one such incident. Reptile was unscathed saying "God is my guide."

Rev. Reptile A Hero

During heshe night at the Happy Wiener, Rev. Jimmy Reptile and Congressman Mark Foley were doing their act when Foley saw the Boy From S.A.C.A.D.A. The Congressman said the boy shouldn't be in a place like that and insisted on taking him home with him to protect him, but Rev. Reptile refused and took the boy back to the boy's home. Foley was outraged and said he would have the Reverend's Preaching License revoked.

Reptile said that he had thought Foley was "a trusting guy" at first, but then he had second thoughts. The boy is now safe, thanks to the Netherworld's Hero!

Reverend Reptile "Born Again"

Rev. Reptile told us he was a Fundamentalist Christian who took the bible very literally. We discovered this to be true when we caught him trying to be "born again" by sticking his head into a woman so far that she appeared to be pregnant.

Rev Reptile Removed From The Happy Wiener

Tron, Tom Thumb and Peter Piper, male dancers at the Happy Wiener, watch as police eject Rev. Jimmy Reptile for disrupting the performances by protesting and preaching. Reptile is reported as claiming their kind of stripping is immoral while his stripping is in the service of God.

Hamster Bites Protester

The Rev. Jimmy Reptile was attacked and bitten, and possibly partially eaten, by the flesh eating hamster, Brittney of the Pansi Files.

Jimmy Reptile Protests

Alfred Packard and Brittney the hamster of the Pansi Files had to call out the riot squad to stop Jimmy Reptile's protest against the new human flesh burger restaurant.

Healing Church Service

The Rev. Jimmy Reptile was miraculously healed at the Petesville Church of the Pansi Files during a fine service with a special guest appearance of Jesus Himself and the angel of Joon.

Doctors Puzzled About Sudden Illness of Rev. Jimmy Reptile

Dr. Doo-Doo of the Pansi Files and Dr. Schitz discuss the sudden failing health of Rev. Jimmy Reptile.

Still No Memory

Dog Face Girl partook in Holy Communion with Rev. Jimmy Reptile in hopes that it might bring forth a miracle and restore her memory, but it appears to have been all in vain. She is still lost and dazed and confused, unable to recall anything about herself or her past.