Spooky Guy Missing!

Lyanne Sakks read the article written by Ivanna B. Ilona.
The entire text article is on the Rattling Bones Magazine.

Axolotl Baptized

Gary the Axolotl, that little salamander who loves golden showers, went to the Show Your Glory Church to get baptized.

Nervous Platonic Orgy

When Norvis heard that a platonic orgy was where a bunch of naked people sat around naked drinking coffee, he decided to have one at his coffee shop. But it made him very nervous and he tried to hide under the table.

Friends Chosen By Their Jeans

Dr. Fraud's latest study shows that the way we choose our friends is determined by their jeans. Read more.

Clean Toilet!

Janice D'Ackinson showed her appreciation to find the toilet cleaned at Ugly Grace's.

Out Back at Ugly Grace's

Fife investigated the goings-on behind Ugly Grace's after Arsewipe forced everyone to go out back due to his gross activity at the rest room. Read about it here.

Gals Go Wild At Ugly Grace's

Lyanne Sakks of the Crappy Times met up with Lammy and Murry Magdalene at Ugly Grace's Bar and Grill. They were having a wild time last night.

Sticky Keyboard

Lyanne Sakks of the Crappy Times gets error messages when she uses the computer after Dirty Dan!

Lyanne's Shrine To Milli Vanilli

Lyanne Sakks of the Crappy Times was so enamored with Milli Vanilli after her interview and affair with him, that she declared the toilet he used to be a shrine and swore that it would never be washed.

Unethical Writer

The opinion of this newspaper is that the Crappy Times has on it's staff a very unethical journalist who becomes involved in her stories to the point of flaunting her own illicit behavior all over the media. It's just disgusting! She even typed out the interview she had with Milli Vanilli while in the nude after her personal dirty episode with him. I know because I was peeking through their window watching every nasty thing they did! And I didn't leave until it was all over! It was just so degrading and disgusting for all journalists. I just hope she writes a book about her personal experiences with pictures, of course. That would really be disgusting!