Rev. Reptile Preaches

Rev. Jimmy Reptile of the Show Your Glory Church.

Anna Nicole Smith Is Not Dead

by Dusty Doggy

I just saw Anna Nicole Smith down at the mall! The paparazzi were all over her. Oh, wait a minute. That wasn't Anna Nicole. It was Pansi, formerly of the Pansi Files and now at the New Adventures of Pansi. Oh well, never mind.

Healing Church Service

The Rev. Jimmy Reptile was miraculously healed at the Petesville Church of the Pansi Files during a fine service with a special guest appearance of Jesus Himself and the angel of Joon.