Snewgflo Revealed

Mr. Snewgflo is neither a real professor nor a doctor; he does not have a PhD nor MD, though he is a tree surgeon. He is a plant man like a Wandering Jew, but not of the religious kind. He is a cousin to Flowering Kudzu.

Ecology Club at EU

Mary Jane, Flowering Kudzu and Terri Flora join the Save the Earth Club at Ersatz Univ.

Flowering Kudzu

Flowering Kudzu stands in front of the Netherworld Hotel with a pink elephant.

Baby Advice

Original video by Paperlillies is HERE

Flowering Kudzu's Screen Test

Flowering Kudzu went to take a screen test for the part of Annie in the upcoming film version of Gone With The Captists, but it seems someone gave her the wrong script.

Friends Chosen By Their Jeans

Dr. Fraud's latest study shows that the way we choose our friends is determined by their jeans. Read more.

Flowering Kudzu

by Flowering Kudzu

I am a reject from the Pansi Files. Mrs. Weirsdo says that I don't really exist at all and don't belong with the original bunch of barbie dolls of the now disbanded 'Naked Gymnastics for Jesus' also called NG4J. She makes me feel like I am a weed that just crept onto the scene somehow. She called me a Trailer-Trash Barbie and seems to indicate that I didn't belong with the likes of Pansi.

I was named after a plant called Flowering Kudzu that grows on the ground over bare spots and you can cut it up and move it around and stuff like that. Just like the vine or whatever it is, I multiply fast and spread and have had about 24 or 25 kids. Also like the plant, I get torn apart a lot.

Axe Man Shows His Love

The volatile Axe Man, member of Death Cheese Band, shows his deep feelings with Flowering Kudzu as he expresses his love in the manner as only he could do.

Pull Yourself Together, Girl

Hard Solo fiddles a sad tune as a backhoe scoops up trash and the body parts of Flowering Kudzu after her visit with Axe Man backstage during the Death Cheese concert. The combination ambulance and ice cream truck awaits to take Kudzu to the Blochalela Foundation of the Pansi Files to help her get her shit together.

Lammy Gets Her Come-Uppens

It is the opinion of this rag that Lammy is getting what she deserves. She has brought all this upon herself with her snotty attitude. First she snubbed Harry to go with the Axe Man of the Death Cheese Group and then rejected him without provocation. Then she teased Agelon of the Pansi Files, but was blatantly spurned by him. She also screwed up her chances with the nice Sandwich Head Man. After finally being turned away from her attempts at a same sex affair with cult leader Brittney (also of Pansi Files), she has been spotted carousing outside Ugly Grace's late at night with Flowering Kudzu.