Dewey Banjer's Reading

by Woody, Curmudgeon Clairvoyant

Dewey Banjer is a whiner as well as a wino. He sees what "is" and says "Oh no!" instead of looking at what "could be" and saying "Oh boy!" He lacks the spirit of competition and runs from a challenge. He secretly has a deep down desire for Lacey to back up to him and sing like a pig. He has the ability to fill her with feelings to turn her away from Arsewipe and crave his Alfa energy. He just needs to reach out and touch her.

To covet is the fear to commit to a goal..