Friday, February 16, 2007

Anna Nicole Smith Is Not Dead

by Dusty Doggy

I just saw Anna Nicole Smith down at the mall! The paparazzi were all over her. Oh, wait a minute. That wasn't Anna Nicole. It was Pansi, formerly of the Pansi Files and now at the New Adventures of Pansi. Oh well, never mind.


Victoria Queen said...

Anna Nicole is welcome to audition for the New Vaudeville Revue under two conditions. She must defer to PANSI as the star, and she better stay away from my husband Ignatz, who is 122 years old chronologically.

PANSI said...

Woud SOMEboddy PLEESE tell me HOO this wannabe IS?????!!!!!!