Evil Axis of Weasel Zaps Zapp

The Evil Weasel sneaks up on Zapp Brannigan.

Dr. Schitz Experiments On Dusty Doggy

What is that mad Dr. Schitz doing? He was experimenting on animals, but we discovered the dog he was using was Dusty Doggy! Or did he just give Dusty a haircut to reveal what he really looked like!

Kutsie Kitty Listens To Music

She like the music that Cheesemeister told her about.

Tom Thumb Uses Toilet

Butts and Schitz

Ms. Butts, the receptionist for Dr. Schitz, was accused of stealing toilet paper and is facing three years in prison. The good doctor did DNA tests on stains from the tissue paper and found that, in fact, it was the DNA of Paris Hilton from when she had to use the toilet during her hearing.

Sue Butts Steals TP

Dusty Doggy has dug up a story about a woman named Sue Butts stealing toilet paper and may face three years in prison. They consider the crime much more serious than driving drunk as Paris Hilton was charged. Dusty dug deeper to find that Miss Butts was the receptionist for Dr. Schitz and an avid fan of Arsewipe. She is the sister of the famous author, Seymour Butts, who wrote the novel Under The Grandstand.

Dusty Doggy has been nominated for an award for sniffing out the really shitty stories.

Details can be read HERE ON FOXNEWS.COM

A Drug Called Cheese

In an ad for Tuesday's show of Paula Zahn Now on CNN:

It's cheap, highly addictive and can be deadly. A frightening new drug called "cheese" could be coming to your town next. We're bringing teen "cheese" addicts "Out in the Open"... Tuesday 8 p.m. ET.

Haven't seen any other information about it, yet. But If the drug becomes popular, it may create a whole new meaning or connotation for the name of the group "Death Cheese" and may give an impression that "Cheesemeister" may mean something else other than what we now think. For now, the Cheesemeister writes about an alternative after-death world, and does not promote or encourage the use of illegal drugs, but if the word 'cheese' as a nickname for a drug becomes common or popular, new readers may get the impression her blog is about the use of drugs.

UPDATE ARTICLE at CNN.COM

Netherworld Issues New Quatloo Coin

Lindsay Photos

Tom Thumb In Jail

Paris Hilton went to jail today, and we got this exclusive story that she smuggled in Tom Thumb from the Happy Wiener in the Netherworld.