Sue Butts Steals TP

Dusty Doggy has dug up a story about a woman named Sue Butts stealing toilet paper and may face three years in prison. They consider the crime much more serious than driving drunk as Paris Hilton was charged. Dusty dug deeper to find that Miss Butts was the receptionist for Dr. Schitz and an avid fan of Arsewipe. She is the sister of the famous author, Seymour Butts, who wrote the novel Under The Grandstand.

Dusty Doggy has been nominated for an award for sniffing out the really shitty stories.

Details can be read HERE ON FOXNEWS.COM

A Drug Called Cheese

In an ad for Tuesday's show of Paula Zahn Now on CNN:

It's cheap, highly addictive and can be deadly. A frightening new drug called "cheese" could be coming to your town next. We're bringing teen "cheese" addicts "Out in the Open"... Tuesday 8 p.m. ET.

Haven't seen any other information about it, yet. But If the drug becomes popular, it may create a whole new meaning or connotation for the name of the group "Death Cheese" and may give an impression that "Cheesemeister" may mean something else other than what we now think. For now, the Cheesemeister writes about an alternative after-death world, and does not promote or encourage the use of illegal drugs, but if the word 'cheese' as a nickname for a drug becomes common or popular, new readers may get the impression her blog is about the use of drugs.

UPDATE ARTICLE at CNN.COM

Netherworld Issues New Quatloo Coin

Lindsay Photos

Tom Thumb In Jail

Paris Hilton went to jail today, and we got this exclusive story that she smuggled in Tom Thumb from the Happy Wiener in the Netherworld.

Sexy Sadie Has New Home Video

King Smut released a smashing new hit starring Sexy Sadie.

Britney

What's That Song?

To hear the song the boys are dancing to, click the picture.
To read the story CLICK HERE

King Smut Signs Starlet

It has been reported that King Smut has signed the late Marilyn Monroe to a million year contract for 666 billion quatloos a year. He is very excited about the deal and says it will bring new excitement to the Netherworld entertainment industry.