Death Metal Singer (wannabe) Orlof was attacked by a Panda Bear during a performance. The bears are thought to be friendly except when they see a potential mate.
Whooooahhhh! Could somebody tell me what pandas don't like so I can avoid getting humped by a horny half-tonner? I'm sure his pinalli is pretty big. And I'm just a little hep cat!
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Now we know why Pandas are an endangered species. Someone needs to have a chat with that bear.
Death Metal singers are an endangered species.
Whooooahhhh! Could somebody tell me what pandas don't like so I can avoid getting humped by a horny half-tonner? I'm sure his pinalli is pretty big. And I'm just a little hep cat!
I believe this may be a sad result of molestation by Dewey Banjer. It's a truly vicious cycle of abuse.
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