Friends Chosen By Their Jeans

Dr. Fraud's latest study shows that the way we choose our friends is determined by their jeans. Read more.

Yam Man's Rehab

Yam Man is offering a special at his rehab. Half off of his "Ilk Makeover". For the low price of 666 quatloos, you can now be a "Cloy Curmudgeon" and they will throw in a free doppelganger to double your pleasure of annoying people!

Pablo Picante Paints Cheesemeister

Pablo Picante will open his exhibit at the Netherworld Arts and Cultural Center (presently located in the basement of Ugly Grace's Bar and Grill) this week featuring his latest masterpiece, a painting of the Cheesemeister.

First Photo of Triplets

Here is the first picture of Cuzzin Hildy-Bob and Virgil-Joe's triplets. Details of the story is here.

Poor and Lonely

Poor little Ginny was so poor and lonely that she kept bugs as pets. They hoped she might someday be as rich and famous as Oprah.

Samara's Curse

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Venus Brings Peace

The Weirsdo's cat, Venus, brought peace for the stuffed animals, and now the Congress of the U.S. is considering her to assist them!

Coach Angered

Tommy Tuberville was really upset and had to be held back when he returned from his recent surgery to find that Annie had turned the football field into a garden.

Hobbes Squeals

Dewey Banjer was one of the kidnappers of Hobbes and here we see Dewey making Hobbes squeal like a pig!

Cheesemeister's Book Is Published

Like Paris Hilton, who plays like she's dumb or shallow, but in fact, she one clever savvy cookie who knows how to play the media and public, the Cheesemeister is more sane and stable than any of us. That is what this doggy thinks.