Silly Philly, the philosophy teacher at Ersatz Univ. told the class that if you are on the ground floor and go to the second floor, then you are upstairs, but if you are in the basement and go up to the ground floor, you are still downstairs.
Cammy can barely hold her eyes open as she sits up late cramming for an exam. Or maybe it's something else. Like maybe something she ate. Or she's thinking of someone.
Winnie got a bad cramp in her leg while she and Sugar-Sally were returning to their dorm to study.
Many of her friends just call her Vookie. She has trouble keeping boyfriends because they don't like the strange places she likes to make love.
Xin and Kandy Ash are shocked when Prof. Snewgflo gives his first lecture in Physics class at Ersatz Univ. He discusses ways to destroy the world. The girls want to save the world, but he says he plans to end it in 2012--the year the girls graduate from college.
Sara, the daughter of Rev. Reptile, discusses the religion courses offered at Ersatz University and taught by Murry Magdalene and Guru Doo Doo.
Mary Jane, Flowering Kudzu and Terri Flora join the Save the Earth Club at Ersatz Univ.
The Mentha Sisters model the latest style creation of sheer see-through skirts by Orlof which he is hoping will become popular this Spring.
