New Death Cheese Video

The record producers buried the master of the latest Death Cheese Band video in hopes that it would never be found. That's how bad it is! But Dusty Doggy dug it up! And here it is, if you can stand it.

Zack Crackajack Said Something

To read what Zack said, read his article in The Crappy Times, but he writes like he speaks.

Arsewipe Falls

Arsewipe the Ghoul thought he was so cool, but tripped on his robe and took quite a tumble.

Dr. Fraud Flushes Out Ghosturd

The Plumber, Dr. Fraud, had to go into the utility wall to get Ghosturd to come out of the pipes which he was rattling. But before he left, he was seen choking his chicken.

Lammy Goes Dancing

Lammy finished her screenplay, and then went out dancing. The question is: "With Whom?" Hashish Henry was nowhere in sight.

Zack Crackajack Interviewed by Dusty Doggy

Zack covered this weeks Flavor of Arsewipe Show.

Wood Shop 101

Spooky Guy teaches Honey Paws how to use a masonry circular saw.

Friends Chosen By Their Jeans

Dr. Fraud's latest study shows that the way we choose our friends is determined by their jeans. Read more.

Yam Man's Rehab

Yam Man is offering a special at his rehab. Half off of his "Ilk Makeover". For the low price of 666 quatloos, you can now be a "Cloy Curmudgeon" and they will throw in a free doppelganger to double your pleasure of annoying people!