Cheese Batty Boogie

The Cheesemeister and Dirty Sanchez perform the "Cheese Batty Boogie"

Gary The Axolotl Goes To The Dark Side

What is happening to our little fellow who loves Golden Showers so well? Gary the Axolotl. Has he joined Brittney the Devil Doll's cult? Or is he just wanting to get in a Death Metal Band?

After Hours

After closing time at Ugly Grace's, Mickey Rat and his pals come out to drink and party!

J.Y.D. At Honest Hal's

Junkyard Dog has come to work with Honest Hal at his used car lot.

At Trusty Dusty's Store

Dusty Doggy and Hal Itosis are constantly adding new items to their inventory. Be sure to check out Trusty Dusty's Store!

We're Being Watched

That's right. The Alien Guy has been studying our planet and societies for quite a long time from his home on the planet Shiznit. He has been communicating with Dusty Doggy concerning starting a blog to give his opinions of what he has been observing and what he thinks of our planet.

Alien Guy's new blog is HERE

Penis Festival

Haute Dog, Little Miss Penis, a guy with a whole lot of penises, and Rasputin holding his detachable penis were on stage at the Happy Wiener Weiner to announce the coming unworld famous Penis Festival of the undead in the Netherworld. They are hoping to have a parade as well as special meals at the Steak Through the Heart and Fu King Restaurants. Other festivities are being considered, including a Platonic Orgy as suggested by Dr. Weirsdo.

Lawyer Claims Credit For Netherworld Reversal

In an interview with the Lawyer, Shyster Pettifogger, he claimed that he was the true reason for the Reversal of the Rift in the Netherworld because of his fine performance at the Supremely Superior Court. Mr. Pettifogger rebuked the claim that Queen Hel and Thor did it!

Compare Dewey & Tony

Amanda was right! Dewey does sound like Tony Joe White when he's stoned.

Dewey Sings

At Cheesemeister's book party, Dewey Banjer crashed the party and performed his new recording. Hal Itosis is producing and selling the records, but people are complaining that 78rpm's won't fit in their CD players.

Cheesemeister links are in the sidebar >>>>>>

A Great Debate

A debate was held in the Netherworld to hear the different views of experts concerning what would happen if Maaaater Lammy and Anti-Maaaater Lammy were to come in contact on the stage at Arsewipe's Show this Wednesday.

Click on the person to hear their comments.

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Lammy Going To Space?

For some reason, the guys from the Enterprise are trying to get Lammy to go with them into space. Is it to keep her away from her Anti-Maaaaaater self down in the sewer of the Netherworld?

Click on faces in the picture to hear voice.

Clean Toilet!

Janice D'Ackinson showed her appreciation to find the toilet cleaned at Ugly Grace's.

Netherworld High